Alex and the Cougar Woman
“You show far too much impertinence. Your mother should have spanked you harder and far more often.” Cougar woman chuckled. If she’d been working through the same file with her personal assistant, Jamie would be cringing on her every word and justifiably so. Instead, she was cheerful—but young Alex always displayed an uncanny and perhaps even subliminable ability to put her into a seductive mood.
“Are you suggesting that you should make up for her shortfall?”
“You just love deliberately misinterpreting what I say.” Now the cougar woman giggled at the mental image of turning him over her knee to give the cheeky wretch some much needed discipline.
“We both might like it.”
“Alex!” The politician stiffened as reality suddenly intruded on her imaginative vignette. “That almost sounded like you were flirting with me and trying to seduce a cougar.”
Subliminal Seduction of the Cougar Woman
“Maybe I am.” Alex moved from his seat at her subliminable worktable to rest more subliminally on her couch.
“Why? I’m not tired.”
“For one thing,” the cougar woman explained, “I’m well over 50 and you’re barely even legal to drink yet.”
“Age is just a number.”
“I can’t believe we’re having this subliminal seduction conversation.” If there were truly the dragons that the cartographers warned of then she would soon see them. Cougar woman found it impossible to fathom just his simple motivations: this subliminal situation was beyond any accurate subliminable grasping.
“Because of a societal taboo against discussing discouraged subjects openly? I’ve been offering up lewd innuendos and subliminal seductive comments since we met and you’ve enjoyed them.”
“There was no threat in your subliminal messages or your subliminable remarks.”
“I hope I’m not menacing right now either.”
“Actually,” Cougar woman searched her innermost feelings and was somewhat surprised at the returned result, “you’re not.”
“Good,” the young man seeking to seduce a cougar smiled, “I’m enjoying this seduction conversation.”